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Create a premium comedic corporate infographic poster titled: "WHY THE OFFICE PIGEON IS NOW HEAD OF STRATEGY" The final image should look like a polished, high-end presentation board created by an elite branding agency with absurdly serious design treatment for a ridiculous subject. The style should combine sharp infographic design, editorial humor, and luxury business presentation aesthetics. Everything must be visually elegant, highly structured, and fully readable. Main concept: A slightly puffed-up city pigeon is being presented as a world-class corporate strategist. The pigeon stands confidently on a sleek glass boardroom table in a modern executive meeting room with skyline views, as if it has just finished a quarterly performance review. The bird should look unintentionally powerful, self-important, and hilarious without becoming cartoonish. Keep it photorealistic but stylized through composition and layout. The poster should include multiple designed sections with clear hierarchy, neat spacing, and crisp typography. Use clean premium fonts and make all text fully legible. Include these exact text elements: Top title: "WHY THE OFFICE PIGEON IS NOW HEAD OF STRATEGY" Small subtitle under title: "A serious internal review of an obviously unserious leadership transition" Section heading 1: "KEY STRENGTHS" Bullet points under it: "Arrives early" "Maintains intense eye contact" "Unafraid of hostile environments" "Thrives on crumbs and pressure" "Strong instincts, zero spreadsheets" Section heading 2: "AREAS FOR DEVELOPMENT" Bullet points under it: "Frequently interrupts meetings" "Unclear views on compliance" "Cannot operate presentation clicker" "Territorial near sandwich platters" Section heading 3: "Q4 BUSINESS IMPACT" Include these exact stat labels in a premium dashboard style: "Confidence: 98%" "Clarity: 12%" "Presence: 100%" "Emails answered: 0" Section heading 4: "BOARD RECOMMENDATION" Include this exact quote in a highlighted callout box: "Against all evidence, we believe he has executive presence." Visual layout: The composition should feel like a real luxury corporate keynote slide or framed office poster: strong grid layout, refined spacing, elegant charts, small icons, and humorous seriousness. Include subtle data-visualization elements such as a tiny bar chart, a radar chart, and a neat executive profile box for the pigeon. The charts should look professional and polished, not childish. Scene and styling: Modern boardroom, clean glass walls, brushed steel, dark table surface, premium natural daylight, city skyline in the background, restrained color palette of charcoal, white, muted gold, and one subtle accent color. The pigeon should be lit like the hero of a major business campaign. Add a small corporate nameplate on the table that reads: "Acting Strategy Lead" Mood: deadpan, intelligent, absurd, refined, elite, editorial, unforgettable. The joke should come from the contrast between the extremely serious luxury presentation design and the ridiculous subject matter. No messy clutter, no random extra text, no low-effort meme style, no childish cartoon look, no surreal fantasy elements. Keep it premium, polished, readable, and hilarious.